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Jul 30, 2014 / 227,870 notes

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

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Jul 30, 2014 / 699,225 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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Jul 29, 2014 / 2,428 notes

thesimpsonswayoflife:

Ralph Appreciation Post - Part IV

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tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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Jul 29, 2014 / 353,287 notes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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Jul 29, 2014 / 538,506 notes

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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Jul 29, 2014 / 324,716 notes

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am
Jul 29, 2014 / 403,407 notes

infinite:

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

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